Veggie burgers all round for the all conquering United

Edwin Van Der Saar has now not conceded a goal in a record breaking twenty one hours and forty two minutes of football.

Ryan Giggs has now scored in every premier league season.

And Paul Scholes remains the greatest ever ginger haired player.

(With Alan Ball a close second and sincerest apologies to Alexi Lalas and Dave Kitson who didn’t make the cut. You were both definitely ginger though.)

Sir Alex Ferguson’s team of insurmountable imps are currently making a mockery title race as they look like Usain Bolt taking on the latest arrivals at Fat Camp in a fifty yard dash.

Liverpool are perhaps the only one of the conventional big four left in the race but even their meaty little fingers are slowly slipping away from the cake tin.

And if their ruthless assault continues United will equal their closest rival’s record of nineteen league titles come May.

In fact a haul of an unprecedented five trophies could still be paraded around Manchester in just a few months.

But who will stop them? Especially with the likes of Fulham rolling over like an in-season dog consciously waiting to humped by the libidinous red devils.

Teams are more than ever before being beaten before they get off the team bus when visiting Old Trafford leaving United with an almost free run at the trophy.

Aston Villa look perhaps the most likely to eventually stand up to Sir Alex but unfortunately an austere challenge may be beyond them this season.

It looks like United just have too much. At the back they are as impregnable, dominating in the midfield, while in attack they are stylishly clinical.

All the talk at the moment surrounds Ryan Giggs, with the veteran making a late shout for the footballer of the year crown.

The Welsh wizard is playing with such youthful vigour that Sir Alex might as well stick him back on boot cleaning duties.

Giggs personifies how the modern day footballer should conduct himself. Quiet and unassuming off the field and uniquely talented and hardworking on it.

The youngster’s who are currently observing him around the first team such as Evans, Rafael, Nani, Possebon and Wellbeck should all be taking notes.

For the man who endorsed Quorn’s introduction into the U.K food markets talents are so strong that they bring meat and leaf eaters together for a nutrition-less Giggsy-Wiggsy love-in.

And come the end of the season the most decorated player in English football history may well be donning more silverware and heading out on the town for a veggie burger to celebrate.